An Eternal Epiphany

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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if u like girls, here are some reasons to keep on going even when the world feels like it’s just complete garbage:

  • girls are soft and nice to hold
  • if you’ve never held a girl before, oh my GOD do you have so much to look forward to
  • sometimes, if the girl you like is wearing makeup when she gives you a hug, some of that makeup will get on ur shirt and u can feel all special bc look there’s proof that you got to touch a pretty girl
  • also: kissing girls. A+, 10/10 good content. wow. WOW. soft…pretty….the way their eyelashes flutter when they open their eyes after the kiss ends. oh my god im so gay jesus christ
  • when ur lowkey arguing with a girl and you let her win and she smiles so satisfied and you can tell you’re gonna get kisses later……Best
  • listening to a girl you like talk about things she’s passionate about. her cute excited voice….big smile….god
  • sometimes when you kiss a girl, she’ll slide her hands up your sides, and it will Kill You Dead but it’s also the best thing in the entire world
  • sometimes when you kiss a girl, you can put your hands on HER hips and she’ll get goosebumps and press into your touch and it is. incredible.
  • secret looks and flirting with a girl you like…Iconic….
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I’m so fucking gay

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starksparker

Full offense, but stop complaining about Frozen 2. The movie wasn’t created for you. Of course, teenagers and adults are welcome to watch it and enjoy it, it’s designed so anyone can enjoy it. That’s how Disney films work. BUT, they are made for children. So, stop complaining that you don’t want a Frozen 2 and that the first one was overhyped and you hated the first one because no one cares. No one. It wasn’t made for you. Let children enjoy things.

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